Sunday, 9 September 2012

Culprits Get Cooking

I have always loved one thing about Second Life more than anything else..
the ability to create the mundane in the most exciting way.

I swore a long time ago that kitchens were totally unnecessary in SL.. there was/is a plethora of ordinary kitchens .. either just sitting there with no functionality, or jam packed with all sorts of incongruous sex. I am not dissing sex here though.. i mean .. yeah wooopi in the breakfast nooki is all very well and good but at least it could be original and kitchen centric.. like giving it to a canteloup, wild unsalted butter massages, oral sex with roses marmelade or even gettiing it on in an open fridge.. but no .. its always like 120 bonks and gropes that would be just as much at home on a lazy-boy recliner or a sealey posturpedic.. but anyway.

So .. imagine my surprise about a month ago when Humps dumps this aga-type stove on me.. and i get all excited in a textury way.. and shout orders at him for more kitchen stuff while i blacken the stove.. brass and tarnish the knobs and bars.. and finally dive right into buns.. lots of them.. to the point where i was gaspiing .. ok this is the last one.. while already starting the next tray.

And weeks of work culminated in a kitchen I would love to have in RL if this was an ideal world and someone else did all the stuff like wash dishes by hand.. and knead the dough.. (i am a mod cons type of girl btw)

Totalling 22 Land Impact for all you see in the picture. The kitchen set comes with either an Ivory, Tomato or Avocado Fridge.

The Stove, the Sink and the Table all have interactive animations with props, wearables and sounds where appropriate.

All items are Mod/Copy

The Fridges are in a gorgeous deco style.. with that aura of glorious days gone by.. when appliances were a work of art.

Land Impact is 2 ... even with all that chrome work..

For sure the land impact count would go up or down with resizing.. but it takes quite a bit of stretching to bump it up to a wasteful land impact of a gasping 3.. hehe.

When Yure got her sweaty paws on the kitchen she brought it to life even more with her unique cooking, baking and washing up animations.

The kitchen can be bought as a set but single components are available inworld at Culprit.
But wait... where are the buns you say... the buns and lots of other delicious knicky-knackies are there too...

Hot cross buns!
One ha' penny, two ha' penny,
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters,
Give them to your sons
One ha' penny,
Two ha' penny,
Hot Cross Buns!

and sakura anpan.. and smiley face buns...
you can almost smell them.. (1 Land Impact per tray)

If you're that way inclined.. you could make your own if you like.  So come on down and prod our buns... cook eggs on the stove... make a general nuisance in our kitchen.. we would love to see you.

Love and chikins..
eku, humps and yure.

1 comment:

  1. Ahhh, you totally lured me in with the sex misdirection. Thought you were going to say that y'all came up with a hot sex kitchen that made sense.
    But I have to say, after looking at the video (G-rated, alas), I am smitten nonetheless by the quality items and animations shown.
    Brilliant work.